randomness on the way to school

SCENE: RIDING IN THE CAR ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL

(completely out of nowhere)

Brooklyn: "Mommy, you are not God."

Me: "You are right, Brooklyn."

Me to self: "Who ruined that for her so early in life? Has she been talking to Daddy???"

Brooklyn: "Church is God's house."

Me: "Again, you are right, Brooklyn."

Brooklyn: "We don't stand on God's furniture."

Me: "We don't stand on anyone's furniture."

Brooklyn: "Because it's durn-ger-ous, right?"

Me: "Dangerous?"

Brooklyn: "No, durngerous."

Me: "Oh, my fault- durngerous."

Brooklyn: "Alright.....the wheels on the bus go round and round......."

(SCENE ENDS WITH BROOKLYN SINGING AS IF THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED)